I will not Date You on Valentine's Day

Why in the world should I date you on Feb. 14? After the things you did to me your expecting me to date you outside? I saw you surfing planet romeo, I hear your mobile phone beep at the wee hours of the night, I saw you chatting with those guys on your FB account and still you have the guts to expect that I will date you on Feb. 14?! Hell NO!

Hell NO! Because I will not go out with you! The streets will just be full of traffic and both of us will just end up inside a bus that is also a ticking time bomb and waiting to explode any moment. You well just find me picking my nose in front of you again and then I know what will happen next, you will slap my face because I don't have manners.

Hell NO! Because the streets will be full of lovers and singles. Idiots who think that Valentine's day is the only day in the 365 days cycle to date someone and have sex afterwards. Because there are a lot of singles out there who are also celebrating "Single Awareness Day!". And there will be those "emos" in their black dresses pretending to be sad just to get the pulic's attention.

Hell NO! Because it is expensive to date outside and I just want to be with you here at the comforts of our bed. Because I want to keep you away from the public and all for myself. Because I want to cook with you our favorite pasta. Drink Soda and eat popcorns.

Hell NO! Because I want to have a movie marathon with you, and pamper you when the movie gets so cheesy and hide behind your back when the movie gets too scary.

Hell NO! because your still stuck up in my mind even if you surf planet romeo or watch porn movies...

Hell NO! Because I want you here with me....

Thats the reason why I don't want to date you on Feb 14!